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Conservatives Have Become Everything They Once Feared

ClownWorld - June 8, 2025

They warned us about big government โ€” then they built a bigger one

Oligarchy

There is no way you missed it

Reuters - June 5, 2025

If by some miracle the fallout of the century missed you, Elon Musk and Donald Trump break-up in real-time in a public Twitter fight

Trumpenomics

Trump Always Chickens Out

Reuters - May 31, 2025

From FAFO to TACO, Wall Street loves mocking Trump

Fraud

RJK Jr's MAHA Report Cites Fake Research Studies

Rolling Stone - May 29, 2025

Not escaping the ChatGPT ass presidency allegations

Tarif-fying

Trump Administration Announces 50% Tariffs on EU

Time - May 24, 2025

Still recovering from his humiliating defeat at the hands of China, I can't help but wonder how this will go!

Corruption

American Gestapo Arrest And Detain American Citizen

The Guardian - May 24, 2025

The 2A Cosplayers from the last two decades are curiously missing as well!

Health

RFK Jr Walks Back Deadline for Finding Cause of Autism

CNN - May 22, 2025

The people tire of bustling "fell for it again award" economy

Tarif-fying

US Tariffs Seen As "Win" By China

CNN - May 22, 2025

Xi: Does nothing, Wins

Tarif-fying

Trump Tariff Loss To China Triggers Nationalism In Chinese Citizens

Foreign Policy - May 21, 2025

In the US, MAGA sycophants hallucinate about Jim Crow era lifestyles, while in China they cheer America's voluntary descent to allow for a Chinese Century

Tarif-fying

Trump's Fight With China Weakens US Credibility

Council For Foreign Policy - May 21, 2025

Big talk, bad deals, global embarrassment, and for no real reason at all

Tech

"Rogue Employee" makes Grok spam racial conspiracy theories unprompted

CNN - May 20, 2025

Grok's owners, X.Ai, place the blame on an unknown employee with high level access and only coincidentally the same politics and sense of humor as his boss

Trumpenomics

US Experiences Historic Credit Downgrade

The Guardian - May 19, 2025

Turns out gutting the economy for vibes had consequences. Who knew?

Corruption

Political Streamer Detained by Border Protection in Chicago

Associated Press - May 13, 2025

Nothing says freedom quite like detaining and interrogating critics at the airport, especially critics who are known to be extremely loud

Corruption

Republican America Deports Child Citizens, 1 With Cancer

DW - April 27, 2025

Oh say can you see, the same horror show as me?

Corruption

President Trump To Accept $400M Bribe From Terrorism Financiers

ABC News - April 21, 2025

Previous remarks from Trump call out Qatar's funding of terrorist organizations, and bipartisan members raise questions on personal enrichment

Tarif-fying

Trump Backs Down On Tariffs, Markets Sour

Reuters - April 9, 2025

I have no reason to believe that anybody is making profits from insider trading right now, and don't call me Shirley

Elections

American Masses Rally Against Trump & Musk

Vanity Fair - April 6, 2025

It turns out that socially-stunted billionaires cannot buy love, only backlash

Elections

Wisconsin Voters Reject Republican Candidate Bankrolled By Shady Billionaire

The Guardian - April 3, 2025

Even in Wisconsin, voters can still spot a fraud.

Trumpenomics

Republicans Force LARGEST TAX INCREASE In 60 Years

Reuters - April 3, 2025

At some point there must be a moment of introspection, right?

Tarif-fying!

Liquidation Day: US Markets Crater In Reponse To Trump Tariffs

Barron's - April 3, 2025

this is fine ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“‰

Health

FDA Suspends Health Testing

Reuters - April 3, 2025

The invisible hand of the market will stop the virus. Probably. Maybe.

Corruption Original

Oops! All Fascism: ICE Unlawfully Detains And Deports Legal Resident

ClownWorld - Apr 2, 2025

It's not a mistake, it's what happens when policy is based on vibes and cruelty is the point.

Fraud

European Far Right Leader Found Guilty Oft Embezzlement, Banned From 2027 Election

Wall Street Journal - Mar 31, 2025

Cue the tears and foot-stomping over the radical concept of accountability and consequences.

Bad Romance

Musk Bootycall Dumps Tesla After Petty Child Support Slash

Mediaite - Mar 31, 2025

Scaling fatherhood like a crypto rugpull.

Humiliating Original

Desperate Far Right Influencer Asks AI For Compliment, Gets Labelled a Propagandist Instead

ClownWorld - Mar 30, 2025

Love and technology continuing to show that sometimes they just don't mix.

Waste

GOP Already On Pace To Outspend Biden

MarketWatch - Mar 29, 2025

In a suprise twist, the economy for fell for it again awards is experiencing a boom due to unprecedented demand.

Crypto Crypto Trump

Trump Tanking the Economy for Crypto?

Majority Report โ€” Mar 29, 2025

You will be a part of this ponzi scheme and your consent is not a factor.

Inflation

Trump Threatens Auto Makers Over Tariff Fallout

Wall Street Journal โ€” Mar 27, 2025

Trump's solution to inflation: threats and communist price controls.

Far Right Outrage Right-Wing Media Crumbling

Right-Wing Media Is Crumbling

Hasan Piker โ€” Mar 29, 2025

The outrage economy is breaking under its own weight.

Tech X.com Deal

Elon Musk Resells X to Himself for $33 Billion

CNBC โ€” Mar 28, 2025

Creative accounting meets performance art.

Leaks

Signal Leak Is A "Serious" Embarrassment

National Review โ€” Mar 27, 2025

Messaging leaks, espionage rumors, and full MAGA meltdown.

Elections Elon Musk Lottery

Musk Deletes Post After Illegal Election Lottery Gaffe

The Hill โ€” Mar 28, 2025

He's a free speech absolutist... until it's legally questionable.